The hour of my greatest triumph is upon us once more. For an entire revolution of the sun, I have lain dormant, content to allow the world to believe my inherent mastery over all things had waned. No more! The day of days is come! Join me in talking like a supervillain and together we shall rule all of creation ( Read more... )

At long last, the time is upon us. For too long, my greatness has been kept hidden from the world; trapped beneath the thin veneer of mundanity that no longer serves my purpose. Can you even begin to imagine the resolve it took to pass myself off as one of you? I, for whom even godhood itself would be an insult ( Read more... )